March 2012
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Dorothy: So you're five years older. So am I, so is Blanche. Alright, so you have a few more wrinkles. So do I, so does Blanche. OK, so you're a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche!
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Today's Trivia
In Smallville, Clark Kent always wears clothes that are blue and red, or at least one of those colors.
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Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.
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Here's Madonna's New Single: Girl Gone Wild →
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Today's Trivia
In 1998, Max Mutchnick and David Kohan pitched NBC a standard couples comedy in which a gay man and his straight female best friend were supporting characters.
The network found the pair pof pals — Will and Grace — more interesting than the leads, and suggested they build the show around them.
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Sophia: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door!
Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!!
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Evergreen Terrace, the street the Simpsons live on, is also the street Matt Groening grew up on in Portland, Oregon.
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Rose: Did you know they have an egg named after you Blanche?
Blanche: Oh really? How is it prepared?
Sophia: Over easy.
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The homes that line Wisteria Lane — which were lived in by the Cleavers, the Hardy Boys, and the men of Animal House before they were rebuilt and remodeled for the Desperate Housewives — were first bought by Universal Studios from the city of Los Angeles, which was going to destroy them to make way for Dodger Stadium.
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Blanche: I've been rejected once.
Dorothy: From who?
Blanche: Weight Watchers... for being too thin.
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Manhole covers are round because that is the only common shape that won’t fall through a hole if it gets tilted sideways.
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Dorothy: Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: Because he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I having this conversation with you?!
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me!
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“Blanche, let’s face it, you’re beautiful and sexy all the time!...”
– Rose Nylund
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(Stan tries to sleep in Dorothy's bed)
Dorothy: You're not getting into this bed!
Stan: Then where am I supposed to sleep?
Dorothy: On the floor, like any dog!
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Today's Trivia
Pencils aren’t hexagonal because it makes them easier to grip. They were originally cut that shape to keep them from rolling off desks and tables.
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“Everyone is gifted – but some people never open their package!”
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Today's Trivia
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to it size.
