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Today's Trivia
Director/star George Clooney opted to use archive footage of Joseph McCarthy in Good Night, and Good Luck, instead of casting an actor to portray the senator and re-create the hearings. When the movie underwent test screenings, audience members left comment cards stating that whoever had played McCarthy “overacted” and “wasn’t believable,” not realizing that it was...
Jun 30th
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“I prefer the word ‘homemaker’ because ‘housewife’ always...”
– Bella Abzug
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Blanche: Do you know what I hate doing most after a party?
Rose: Trying to find your undies in the big pile?
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Today's Trivia
Shrek is yiddish for monster.
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“If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.”
– Pierre Beaumarchais
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[Blanche wants to keep the car they have payable-at-sight]
Blanche: I'll give you anything! I'll give you one of my sons!
Dorothy: Blanche!
Blanche: Dorothy, I've given this a lot of thought. I've had three sons, I've never had a Mercedes. Which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.
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“A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing;...”
– Lord Acton
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Sophia: Ow!
Dorothy: What is it, Ma?
Sophia: Pain!
Dorothy: What kind of pain?
Sophia: The kind that hurts!
Jun 27th
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“Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars...”
– Steve Allen
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Rose: Back in St. Olaf we all have the same family tree. You can trace each of us back to the same brother and sister.
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Cheyenne Jackson's Sweating, Shirtless,... →
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“Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness.”
– Amos Bronson Alcott
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Blanche: What do you wear to a sperm bank?
Dorothy: Something attractive in rubber.
Blanche: I have that.
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“I believe that my clothes can give people a better image of themselves - that it...”
– Giorgio Armani
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[Sophia walks into the kitchen wearing all-black sunglasses]
Dorothy: Ladies and gentlemen: Roy Orbison. – Ma, I know you can't see through those!
Sophia: Are you kidding? I can see just fine. [motions to Blanche] Who's the black guy?
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