August 2012
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Today's Trivia
On The Jetsons, Jane is thirty-three and her daughter Judy is eighteen.
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“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
– Arnold S. Glasow
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Blanche: This is strictly off the record, but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
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“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for...”
– Henny Youngman
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Blanche: Who knows my body better than I do?
Sophia: Any man in Miami not attached to a woman or a respirator.
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New Old Spice Ad Showcases Set of... →
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Today's Trivia
Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble’s was Betty Jean McBricker.
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[Rose is robbed of her favourite bear by a kid]
Blanche: Now, she's just a child. You can't expect a child to give back a toy. You do understand, don't you?
Rose: Cut the crap and get back the damn bear!
“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
– Booker T. Washington
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Today's Trivia
Dennis the Menace’s dog is named Gnasher.
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“There is nothing permanent except change.”
– Heraclitus
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Dorothy: Ma, if you couldn't see, why didn't you call me to come and get you?
Sophia: I tried to, but every time I put in a dime and dialed, a condom popped out. [she opens her purse] I got five of them. Here, Dorothy, a lifetime supply.
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Today's Trivia
Before Mickey Mouse, Felix the Cat was the most popular cartoon character. He was the first cartoon character to ever have been made into a balloon for a parade.
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“In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.”
– John Muir
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Charlie's army buddy: Rose Nylund?
Sophia: No, and if I ever start acting like her, pull the plug!
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween movie was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become...”
– Ingrid Bergman
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Rose: I haven't been this scared since 1952, when St. Olaf's most active volcano threatened to erupt. Well, luckily there were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of StonehengeLand. They said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin. I don't know why I raised my hand.
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